skinny jeans and frozen locks

It was a cold, cold morning here in Michigan, and my car locks froze overnight. Being the resourceful person that I am, I climbed in through the trunk. I am now sitting at work hoping that said locks are not frozen at the end of the workday. But if you do happen to see a pair of high-heels and skinny jeans flailing out the back of a hatchback, do not be alarmed. It is not an abduction taking place. It's just me getting into my car.